WE REALLY NEED AN EFFECTIVE LIE DETECTIVE.

LIES ARE CONTROLLING PEOPLES MINDS.

THIS HAS TO STOP. 

WOULD EFFECTIVE LIE DETECTION HELP?

HOW ABOUT AN APP?

LIARS BACK CLIMATE CHANGE DENIAL. 

BIONIC COW.

I REALLY DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT KIND OF WORKSHOP TO DO BIONIC WORK.

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE INVENTION OF A BIONIC COW WHICH WOULD PRODUCE MILK, CREAM AND BUTTER FROM HAY.

THERE IS A LOT OF METHANE PRODUCED BY BOVINE HUSBANDRY. 

THERE IS ALSO A VULNERABILITY TO HUMAN HEALTH IN THAT THE COWS UDDER CAN HARBOR MORE THAN ONE FLU VIRUS FOR INSTANCE. THIS COULD ALLOW H5N BIRD FLU VIRUS, OR AN OTHER VIRUS TO PICK UP GENES FROM AN ALREADY HUMAN TO HUMAN TRANSMISSIBLE VIRUS AND RENDER HUMANS VULNERABLE TO A PREVIOUSLY NOT HUMAN TO HUMAN TRANSMISSIBLE VIRUS.

FAR FROM BEING OVER, THE AGE OF LIES IS REACHING NEW HEIGHTS AS, I ADMIT THIS IS WHAT I SEE ON TV, ALL OF THE CANDIDATES RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OR VICE PRESIDENT OF THE US TELL LIES.

 Friday, October 28, 2022

THE MOST PROLIFIC LIAR IS DONALD TRUMP.

I WAS SO WRONG WHEN I SPECULATED THAT THE AGE OF LIES WAS OVER TWO YEARS AGO WHEN  

MY HUBRIS OVERWHELMED MY PRUDENCE AND I PUBLISHED THIS ARTICLE.

AN ACCIDENTAL BREAKTHROUGH IN NEUROTIC SCIENCE

AT WWINKLES WONDERCRAFT WORKSHOP WE HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR DECADES TO FIND OUT. WHAT DO PEOPLE REALLY WANT? WHAT ARE PEOPLE THINKING? WHEN PEOPLE UTTER DECLARATIONS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

SOME OF THE SOFTWARE WAS AVAILABLE FROM VIRTUAL REALITY PROGRAMS.

BRAIN SCANNING EQUIPMENT WAS USED, SOME OF IT HAD BEEN CREATED TO ALLOW PARALYZED PEOPLE TO MANIPULATE PROSTHESIS; SOME USE WAS MADE OF  PROGRAMS CREATED TO DETERMINE WHAT WAS IN THE MINDS OF VIOLENT CRIMINALS THROUGH BRAIN SCANNING.

YESTERDAY ONE OF OUR SUBJECTS WAS BEING TESTED, DECLARATIONS WERE UTTERED AND ON THE COMPILATION SCREEN A FAINT IMAGE BEGAN TO EMERGE OF EXACTLY WHAT HAD HAPPENED. WE SHARPENED AND ENHANCED THE IMAGE AND LO AND BEHOLD THE TRUTH WAS DISPLAYED CLEAR AS CRYSTAL. 

DOES THIS MEAN THE"AGE OF LIES" IS OVER? 

I ADVOCATE FOR A PERMANENT METHOD OF FACT CHECKING BUT I REALIZE MY INVENTION IS TOO INTRUSIVE AND BULKY.

SURELY AN AI PROGRAM COULD DETERMINE WHEN LIES ARE TELEVISED.

MEANWHILE HOW CAN WE HOOK THE LIARS UP TO MY TRUTH BOX? 

ONE OF OUR SUBJECTS WAS BEING TESTED. DECLARATIONS WERE UTTERED AND ON THE COMPILATION SCREEN A FAINT IMAGE BEGAN TO EMERGE OF EXACTLY WHAT HAD HAPPENED. WE SHARPENED AND ENHANCED THE IMAGE AND LO AND BEHOLD THE TRUTH WAS DISPLAYED CLEAR AS CRYSTAL. 

I WISH I HAD A NEW INVENTION.

Have you ever had a dry spell where you could not think of anything to invent?

WWINKLES CLEANS UP SCUM!

 

I DID IT.

WALTER WWINKLES STRIKES AGAIN. THE COMMIE FASCIST BASTARD PRIGOZHIN WAS THREATENING POLAND. I SUGGEST GETTING IN THE 101 AIRBORNE OR US MARINES TO A BORDER AREA WITH BELORUSSIA. WALTER WWINKLES WONDERCRAFT WORKSHOP WORLDWIDE WIRELESS WILL MISLEAD THE WAGNER MERCENARIES AS TO WHERE THE POLISH BORDER IS AND POW.

WALTER WWINKLES TAKES RESPONSIBILITY

 

WHEREAS I WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE IN ANY WAY FOR THE THEORY THAT VERY BAD WEATHER WAS NOT CAUSED BY GLOBAL WARMING BUT BY DRAG QUEENS AND VACCINATION ( THE SIMULTANEOUS EARTHQUAKE HAS EXCITED WRATH OF GOD EVANGELISTS.

I WAS DEFINITELY RESPONSIBLE FOR CRASHING THE RUSSIAN LUNAR PROBE!  

WALTER WWINKLES WONDERCRAFT WORKSHOP WINKLES WORLDWIDE WIRELESS DISRUPTED COMMUNICATION AND DOWN THE RUSSIAN LANDER WENT.