WALTER WWINKLES TAKES RESPONSIBILITY

 

WHEREAS I WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE IN ANY WAY FOR THE THEORY THAT VERY BAD WEATHER WAS NOT CAUSED BY GLOBAL WARMING BUT BY DRAG QUEENS AND VACCINATION ( THE SIMULTANEOUS EARTHQUAKE HAS EXCITED WRATH OF GOD EVANGELISTS.

I WAS DEFINITELY RESPONSIBLE FOR CRASHING THE RUSSIAN LUNAR PROBE!  

WALTER WWINKLES WONDERCRAFT WORKSHOP WINKLES WORLDWIDE WIRELESS DISRUPTED COMMUNICATION AND DOWN THE RUSSIAN LANDER WENT.